i couldn't help it, it was too fun... XD here is my instant slash story!

Instant Slash Story!

The darkness was all around as Jin walked through the parking lot down towards his car, random thoughts of foreplay crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when Jane had told him she often dreamed about Johnny-san involved in sucking with a platypus , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Kame .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Maru, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Kame masturbating himself with a watermelon.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the spatula he was carrying with him. Would Kame's collarbone feel like that to his hips?

What would Kame think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating pork buns off Kame's beautiful belly button?

Jin rubbed the spatula against his collarbone whispering Kame's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his car but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Kame's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Kame had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. the parking lot was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the pork bun he was carrying and leisurely scratched his collarbone.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Jin calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his pork bun and ran towards the sound of his baby's voice.

Kame stumbled through the darkness towards Jin. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his baby being attacked by a platypus. Was he about to be raped by YamaPi dressed as Johnny-san? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his hips.

Jin, Jin, my baby, screamed Kame. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Jin leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the spatula and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare belly button pointing in the air.

Kame! Jin gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Maru said you were in your car engaged in some foreplay with Jane.

No, I was alone in my car with nothing but my watermelon for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your belly button was, and how I would like to stroke my collarbone against it, and have you kiss my hips, and now I see your belly button for myself I realise that not even Johnny-san has a belly button to compare with yours.

Oh, baby, Maru said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Jane.

What! That old platypus, I'd rather get involved in sucking with YamaPi, a spatula and pork bun than dream of foreplay with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my hips curl.

Oh, Jin!

Oh, Kame, my baby!

Cue soft music, sounds of foreplay and sucking, soft focus and fade.........



ahha yeah. that was interesting XP so make your own! go
here yo! thanks to ame for sending the link, lol. i have a couple other fics i'm working on, because I WANT...NEED MORE AKAME <3 mostly as in, i want gokusen to come out... waaaah THESE TWO ARE TOOOO BEATIFUL .

i've been watching tsukiyo no monogatari a lot, because kame.. KAME OMG PLEASE WEAR YUKATA ALL THE TIME! (or school uniform ^^) he looks so SO good, it hurt. ITS BLINDING.


and JIIIIN. I really REALLY like his hair, and in Gouksen 7 with the glasses.. WAAAAAAAAAAH.


i offically want/need jr. calender (AKAME IN BED! <3) and takkitsuba calender (Takkitsuba being AHO AND ALL RABU <3)

i got lucky, my grandma who lives a LOT closer to Kinokuniya than i do (by like, 2 hours ^^;) said she'd start getting me magazines and such, so i am no longer deprived! probably have to order the calenders online, which i don't really mind, but...

ROAD TRIP IN THREE WEEKS! I'm so FISHING excited, but i have like no money ^^; meredith has been knitting scarves this whole year just so i can go. so i should probably put my calender money toward the road trip..but but.... hahaha


in other news.... our performance is cool. i'm having fun making the graphcis for it. though some of them are kind of similar. oh well, they can shoot me. the script is cool too, it is as follows. (each new line is a different speaker)

The self--is it even
--tangible?
What is tangibility?
Does is require a--
Definition? Does
Anything?

Without the recognition
Of others, do we
Even exist?

We are self--
Shaped, creating our
Surroundings, inhabiting our separate
Universes.

There is no
Common bond
Between life forms, no
Shared realities.

We
Never see
Beyond our own
Reflections.

Life the surface of a river--
Once you allow yourself
To gaaze beyond
Your own image, you can see
The stones at the bottom.

Inhabit mulitiple realities
Simultaneously.

Nothing
Separates
Us

Define
Oneself from another

Lines of self are blurred

Poures like molten bronze
Into different casts

Be

Expressed through the collective
self originates from
perception in its
most primitive
form.


haha yes aren't we deep and cool?

what this has to do with moose? i have no idea. we just like to make moose mating calls.



i love licorice. i love meredith and kaley for buying me 4 POUNDS OF IT. XD off to write more fics.

<3 AKAME!!!yosha

finally got a new layout picture up! i feel proud!

new layout features Kumai's Ramen Shop from Gokusen 2 i've been trying to get some good pictures of people eating ramen for my blog, and who better than the wonderful, orgasmic AKAME themselves?

that's what i thought.

Jin in GOLD ballad VER. is absolutely amazing. my throat hurts from screaming so much when i first heard it, and i couldn't speak in complete sentances for i'd say, a good 10 minutes. Now i have it on repeat XD. I'm trying to see if i can upload it onto my blog, so everyone will feel the power, but knowing my past luck with uploading, it probably won't happen >_>"

I want to see SHOCK. SEKUHARA SHOCK! it sounds really really REALLY good. XD a DVD had best come out.

I was having fun making screencaps of the "lobster" written on the board during Gokusen today, i think i'll upload them, but im too lazy right now (i saved them as tiffs, so i cant upload them now.) i think i had more of a reason for coming on here, but i've forgotten what it was XD.